Sunday, September 13, 2009

A topical diversion...

This was just forwarded to me. Basically, a girl in Toronto was out for a few drinks with her friends, with this guy, Dimitri, came up to her and started hitting on her relentlessly. To make him go away, she handed him her business card. Dimitri proceeded to leave two voicemails for her. They were so ridiculous that instead of calling him back and telling him to buzz off, she shared them with a local radio station, where they were promptly put on the air.

Now, obviously, I'm like the guy in that I think I'm a catch. Heck, I know I'm a catch. However, I also readily admit that I'm far from perfect, and I don't expect the women I date to be perfect, either.

No, really. I don't expect perfection. Honest.

Dimitri, I know you're out there, and I've had a few hits from the Toronto area. If, on the off-chance (1 in 2.25 million, approximately, assuming 50% of the population of the Greater Toronto Area is male) you're the one reading, please, seek therapy. You've got some serious superiority issues.
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2 comments:

  1. CarrieSeptember 13, 2009 at 9:07 PM

    Wow. Dimitri is not psychologically normal. Just thinking about the kind of controlling freak he would be in a real relationship makes me sick. There is a reason he is single. I imagine that he has really greasy hair too.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 14, 2009 at 2:10 PM

    Ick! It's so nice of him to allow for emergencies in his strict rule-set...as long as it doesn't involve medication.
    My favorites:
    "Call me as soon as you have the courage to."
    "Now here's the way I work--I don't like leaving second messages...so here's how its going to work..."
    "...I'm great in bed..."
    "I'm one of the few men in the city who has nothing wrong with them."
    "Maybe you were abused in childhood...maybe you have some type of anxiety disorder..."

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